DIFFERENT QUOTES FOR DIFFERENT FOLKS

….not to mention DIFFERENT SONGS FOR DIFFERENT THRONGS— or at least FOR DIFFERENT DOZENS (I’ll take my relatively few readers and leave the dippy throngs to politicians and celebrities). So, without further ado, let’s do a few quotes to get underway, and then go to some songs to make your day.

“All young men greatly exaggerate the difference between one young woman and another.” –George Bernard Shaw

“We drink when we’re not thirsty, and we make love all the time — that’s all the difference between us and other animals.” –Caron de Beaumarchais

“If you want to be different nowadays, just act normal.” –Evan Esar

Some may say there are better versions of the next song, but this is the one I remember hearing as a boy:

This last song reminds me that things might have been so different if Trump hadn’t been elected…