This was dreadful. Ten minutes in and I knew I had made a mistale and wasted the price of the ticket.

Initially the sound was very low requiring some in the audience to adjust their hearing aids.

Thirty minutes into the performance I would have paid to leave, but I was stuck in a tightly packed third row and leaving would involve a major disurbance.

Towards the end the young Dorian Grey was shuting Wildean aphorisms at the top of his undergraduate voice, cashing hearing aids all over the place. But I was stuck and had to wait untill the dreadful end.