This is in response to Sammi Cox’s Weekend Writing Prompt #283 where the given word is DUNK and the word count is 78. Better late than never, but I was determined to continue the acrostic theme!

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Not one, but three dunks to make the countDunking biscuits gleefully 
Under the boughs of the old oak tree 
Not concerned lest they should break 
Kept dunking them for old times sake

Dead fly biscuits were the best
Uncle Sam was not impressed
Never passed his moustachioed lips
Kept biscuits dry without the dips

Dandy Denis dunked too much 
Until his biscuits turned to slush 
Never drank the soggy bottom 
Kept telling me this rhyme was rotten